Sarah Furay May Be The Cutest Drug Dealer in Texas

Sarah Furay Mug

College Station, Texas

Down in College Station, the home of Texas A&M University, a 19-year old cutie was hauled to jail after police say they caught her selling a whole shit-ton of drugs out of her apartment. Yes, I said a whole shit-ton. When you are reporting on Texas, you've got to speak the local language.

Anyway, it was Sarah Furay that was taken to the pokey on Friday, charged with four counts of drug possession and intent to sell.

A search warrant was issued for her apartment on Cottage Lane, where authorities found large amounts of methamphetamine, cocaine, marijuana and other psychedelic drugs in her possession.

While searching Furay's cell phone, police also discovered numerous texts indicating she was selling the drugs.

Furay is now being held on a $39,000 dollar bond.

Texas Cop, Foot & Panty Lover Patrick Quinn Gets Jail

The accused promised to let a suspect go if he could lick her feet or have her panties

Houston, Texas

A former Cy-Fair school district police officer, who pulled over a female motorist and then asked to lick her feet, has been sentenced to 1 year in jail.

Patrick Quinn, a 27-year-old former police officer, pleaded guilty to official oppression. He was sentenced on Wednesday in Houston.

According to court documents, Quinn stopped the woman in August 2014 and found marijuana paraphernalia but told her he had a foot fetish and would release her if she let him lick her feet or give him her underwear. Investigators say he then changed his mind and let her go.

Texas Veterinarian Kristen Lindsey’s Dead Pussy Photo Goes Viral

Dr. Kristen Lindsey (Left)

Brenham, Texas

Whether you like pussy or not, I think we can all agree that a dead pussy is far from appealing. And that is just what a veterinarian down in Texas is learning the hard way.

On Wednesday, Dr. Kristen Lindsey treated her Facebook followers with a photo of her holding a cat. However, this wasn’t a love my cat photo or anything, although I guess it could qualify for the crazy cat lady category. The cat in the photo had an arrow protruding from its head. The caption, posted by Lindsey read:

And the Disturbing Photo

What Lindsey apparently didn’t realize is that the "feral tomcat" she killed was actually belonged to someone. “Tiger,” the 6-year-old orange Tabby reportedly went missing earlier on Wednesday. A Facebook page titled "Justice for Tiger" was quickly set up and called for Lindsey to be charged with a crime. The page has photos of Tiger as well as a video that the kitty's owner posted to YouTube in November.

Even with Tiger’s identity revealed, Lindsey remained confident, as demonstrated with her next posting in response to calls for her firing from her employer. She posted:

Next, the Washington Animal Clinic terminated her. While there are animal cruelty laws in effect, given the nature of the property and property rights, it’s unclear if Lindsey will face any criminal charges. However, Austin County Sheriff Jack Brandes told KBTX that he'd forward the case to the district attorney for review.

The Texas Veterinary Medical Association issued a press release condemning the post:

"We are saddened and disturbed by the unfortunate actions of this individual, and we remind Texas residents that this conduct is not reflective of the veterinary profession or of the veterinarians who strive to embody the words of the veterinarian’s oath every day."

In all, Dr. Lindsey remains confident. Her latest Facebook post, in response to opponents and even those making death threats, reads:

Missing in Texas: Has Anyone Seen Danielle Sleeper?

Danielle Sleeper (Facebook)

Magnolia, Texas

An intensive search is underway for a mother of three who has been missing since last Sunday, which was March 22.

Texas Equusearch has joined in the search with ATVs and a helicopter, along with over 150 family members and volunteers in the effort to locate the 32-year-old missing mom.

"This is only a mile from where her house is at, and we always start from where they were last seen and spread out from there," Tim Miller, of Texas Equusearch, said.

According to family members, Sleeper left her house with her phone and purse, but family members say her phone has since been turned off.

"She does not leave her phone off and they haven't been able to get a signal since Saturday on her phone," Sleeper's mother, Dina Street, said.

Equusearch said it's unclear whether she left on foot or if someone picked her up.

Sleeper is described, by her mother, as a loving mom who is always around her kids.

"That is what she gets up in the morning for. That is why I know this is not right. She doesn't turn her phone off. She doesn't leave her vehicle behind. She is very in touch to be able to get back home to be with her kids."

Sleeper is married. The husband said the last time he saw her she was sleeping on the couch Sunday morning as he left the house with their son. But when he returned, she was gone.

Sleeper also left her medication behind, another warning sign, as going without places her at a greater risk of having seizures.

Anyone who has seen Sleeper or knows anything about her disappearance is asked to call the Montgomery County Sheriff's Office.

Maybe just a coincidence, but it was also around March 22 that investigators confirmed the identity of a woman found dead nearby. She was also from Magnolia.

Police: ‘Texas Geologist Ashley Dack Boasts About Sexually Abusing 11-Month-Old’

Ashley Dack and Patrick Schuneman

Ashley Dack Arrest Photo

Houston, Texas

If ever a case of looks and resumes being deceiving, then get ready for this one. It starts with a woman named Ashley Dack, a 2003 graduate of AC Reynolds High School in Asheville, North Carolina. Earlier, she had won the tennis doubles state championship. Then it was on to college at Boise State University, where a degree in geology followed. Once in Houston, she settled into the oil and gas industry and participated in sporting events.

One might ask, “Why moonlight as a babysitter?” Well, with the help of police, that question has an unfortunate answer.

Ashley Dack, 29, and her boyfriend, Patrick Schuneman, 37, have been arrested, after investigators say Dack took pictures of herself sexually assaulting children and sent them to Schuneman.

According to court documents, the couple performed sex acts against children, at least one as young as 11 months old, and later boasted of their activities in graphic text messages to each other.

"The defendants befriend women who have small children to gain access to the children," Tiffany Dupree, the chief prosecutor said.

Authorities were tipped off after Dack allegedly bragged about her exploits to a friend, who saved the messages as evidence to show police.

Officers executed search warrants at Dack's and Schuneman's residences simultaneously. One item seized was an iPhone 4 and disturbingly graphic text messages were found.

In one disturbing conversation between Dack and Schuneman, dated Aug 30, the babysitter allegedly fantasized about kidnapping a young girl and bringing her to Schuneman in a car, where the two would rape her. (Warning - Disturbing)

Dack and Schuneman are both charged with super-aggravated child assault and sexual performance by a child under 14. Dack is currently being held on a $350,000 bond, and the court declined bond for Schuneman.

Is Family Influence Helping Alleged Texas Killer Kelly Armstrong Avoid Justice?

Kelly Armstrong accused of killing his wife, Autumn

Kelly Armstrong Arrest Photo

Navasota, Texas

Down in Texas, in the small town of Navasota, more than a few of the ‘local folk’ are expressing their outrage after a woman was found dead early Monday morning.

Navasota police discovered 40-year-old Autumn Armstrong dead in her home following an alleged 9-1-1 call from the woman’s husband. Investigators say that Kelly Armstrong, 43, told dispatchers he had shot his wife while he was asleep. Other reports, from neighbors, place the sounds of gunfire as early as 10:30 p.m. However, police believe the shooting occurred around 3:15 a.m. Autumn Armstrong’s body was discovered by police before 5:00 a.m.

Later in the day, as further details began to emerge, Grimes County District Attorney Tuck McLain announced that there were no suspects and no warrants had been issued, but that Armstrong’s body was sent for an autopsy in Dallas. Investigators also confirmed that Armstrong’s husband, Kelly, and the couple’s young son were in the house at the time of the shooting. The couple was planning to finalize divorce proceedings on the day the murder occurred. The couple also had a daughter who is in college.

On Tuesday, an arrest warrant was issued for Kelly Armstrong, along with a charge of first-degree murder. Grimes County Justice of the Peace John LeFlore set his bond at $150,000. The man’s attorney, Billy Carter of Bryan indicated that an agreement had been made with the District Attorney, where Mr. Armstrong would turn himself in around noon on Wednesday. Armstrong and his attorney, Billy Carter, did arrive at the Grimes County Jail on Wednesday as scheduled. Two hours later, after posting bond, Armstrong walked out of the jail.

Following Autumn Armstrong’s death, local social media was infiltrated with Grimes County residents outraged by the timeline following the woman’s death, the scheduled appointment for Mr. Armstrong to turn himself in, the low bond amount and the freedom Armstrong has after posting bond. Mr. Armstrong comes from a well-known, prominent family in Grimes County, a family which includes business owners and attorneys.

Following the social media community outcry on Facebook, Grimes County District Attorney Tuck McLain responded to concerns over the bond amount set for Mr. Armstrong with the following:

"The bond amount recommended by the bond schedule adopted by the district Judges for a 1st degree felony is $20,000.00. Murder is a 1st degree felony. Judge Leflore set the bond at over SEVEN TIMES the recommended amount. The CCP sets five considerations for a Judge to use in setting bonds. 1. bail must be sufficiently high to assure appearance; 2. It may not be "an instrument of oppression"; 3. consider the nature of the crime; 4. the ability of the defendant to make bail & 5. the future safety of the victim and the community. As AB noted above, this case doe4s not qualify for a no bond under the Texas Constitution. My suggestion to many of you criticizing Judge LaFlore is 1. Learn something about what you’re talking about and 2) Figure out how to change the law if you don't like the way it is."

Many residents, however, continue to express their concerns that Armstrong’s family influence is resulting in preferential treatment. The case is set to be presented to a Grand Jury “soon.”

And, about that local social media, the Navasota Examiner removed all information concerning Kelly Armstrong and the murder from their Facebook page a couple of days later. Interesting…

Texas Teacher Nikki Scherwitz Likes ‘Em Young: Jailed for Sexual Relationship With Student

Nikki Scherwitz Arrest Photo

Houston, Texas

Well, what do you know, it seems another teacher got all “hot in the crotch” over one of her students. That teacher is a 25-year-old Brazosport ISD teacher, now unemployed and the star of a shiny, new mugshot photo.

Nikki Scherwitz was charged with sexual assault of a child and improper relationship with a student. She was a 10th grade English teacher at Brazosport High School for about nine months.

And let me just tell you, I have known a few Nikkis in my day. And when you need a good lickie, you can always count on a girl named Nikki.

According to authorities, the victim is a 16-year-old 10th grader. The sexual relationship had apparently been going on for weeks.

Police were tipped off after Scherwitz allegedly showed up to an after-prom party on April 20 at a student’s house.

“She was wearing no shoes when she showed up…like a cut up, cut off shirt and everything,” said one student.

"I believe one of the students told her it wasn't right for her to be there and asked her to leave," said Lt. Raymond Garivey with the Freeport Police Department. “We have information that she was consuming alcohol."

BISD officials launched an investigation after they received a report of misconduct on April 22 involving Scherwitz. She turned in her resignation the same day she was approached about the matter, before the investigation was complete.

The case was then handed over to the Freeport Police Department who moved forward with filing charges.

Scherwitz is currently out on a $50,000 bond.

Scherwitz and her husband had separated before the relationship with the teen began. Police said the couple’s son is staying with his father.

Arizona Cruiser Todd Nordahl Thought He Was a Hoover: Arrested After Performing Oral Sex on Underage Boy

Todd Nordahl Arrest Photo

Galveston, Texas

You’ve heard the phrase, “Golf ball through a garden hose?” Well, according to police, that pretty much describes 49-year-old Todd Nordahl of Tucson.

Here’s the problem. Nordahl was practicing his oral skills on a 15-year-old boy, according to investigators. The “suck-off” allegedly occurred on-board a Royal Caribbean cruise ship, according to the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

Nordahl, formerly of Seattle, is charged with sexual abuse of a minor while in the special maritime and territorial jurisdiction of the United States, U.S. Attorney Kenneth Magidson said on Wednesday.

Authorities took Nordahl into custody when the cruise ship, Mariner of the Seas, returned to port in Galveston, Texas.

According to the criminal complaint, on or about March 27, Nordahl knowingly engaged in sexual contact with a teenage boy he knew to be a minor.

After inviting the victim back to his room, Nordahl allegedly provided an alcoholic beverage to the teen and made sexual advances toward him. After a brief period of “cuddling,” Nordahl performed oral sex on the victim, according to the criminal complaint.

The FBI investigated with the cooperation of Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines, Magidson said. Assistant U.S. Attorney Sherri L. Zack is prosecuting the case.

Houston Police Sergeant Stacey Suro’s Boobies Cause Big Problems at Police Department

Stacey Suro

Houston, Texas

It is often hard for police officers to find friends, given the nature of their job. However, that is certainly not the case for Houston police Sergeant Stacey Suro – thanks to her other job.

With 175 Facebook friends and fans swarming to catch a glimpse of her, you would think that life must be pretty good. Well, by all accounts it was, until Houston Police bosses became aware of her after-hours activity. Apparently, they didn’t take a liking to her photo portfolio on the website Modelmayhem.com. Maybe it was the revealing photos in her uniform. Actually, it was probably those damn nudie ones. It gets them every time.

The 42-year-old Houston police woman has been relieved of duty while Internal Affairs investigates.

The investigation into this supervisor's online activity started last Wednesday. Sources said that's when the higher ups at HPD learned Suro had posted nearly 100 pictures -- some of them nude -- on the modeling site.

According to KPRC-TV in Houston, a few of the photos are mild, while others are far more revealing. They depict Soro in fetish, bondage and other compromising positions.

And, of course, our favorite:

Suro has since taken the link down. But before she did, KPRC Local 2 found her bio where she called herself "Tessoro." She clearly stated she was a model.

Sources report that many of her subordinates at West Side Patrol have seen these photos.

So, just how viral has the story and photos gone? Check out the coverage below: