Drunk and Half-Dressed Florida Nurse Lydia Kelm Arrested at McDonald's Drive-Thru-Window

Lydia Kelm (Facebook)

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Leesburg, Florida

At first, I though McDonald’s dollar menu had added a new attraction. However, according to police, a drunken, half-naked woman isn’t on the menu.

Police responded to a report from a McDonald’s, on North 14th Street in Leesburg, around 3:30 a.m. The call involved a woman revving her engine loudly and backing up (instead of moving forward) twice at the drive-thru.

Once police arrived on the scene, the woman wearing only a bra and panties was identified as Lydia Grace Kelm, a registered nurse. Based on the woman’s behavior, police questioned Kelm about alcohol. She told officers she had drank three beers.

Cops provided Kelm with a jacket to wear in the crisp 48-degree temperature and conducted a field-sobriety test. She didn’t perform very well, according to the officers.

A test later indicated that her alcohol content was three times the legal limit.

Kelm was booked into the Lake County Jail for DUI, where she has since bonded out.

Kendra Hampton: Unattended Baby Chokes on Cigarette Butt While Mommy Drinks at Florida Bar

Kendra Hampton (Facebook)

Kendra Hampton Arrest Photo

Palm Coast, Florida

According to police, one Florida mother of three will not be making the list of top moms this year. This particular walking sperm bank was taken to jail, after Flagler County deputies discovered her youngest child choked on a cigarette, while she left them unattended.

Deputies said 39-year-old Kendra Hampton left her three children, ages 1, 2 and 9 at home while she spent Saturday afternoon drinking at Scruffy's Bar.

Authorities say that while Hampton was boozing the day away, her 1-year-old daughter got a hold of an ashtray full of cigarettes and ingested one.

A family member discovered the choking baby and successfully removed the cigarette, before calling 9-1-1.

Deputies say Hampton returned home intoxicated, aggressive and making statements about hurting herself.

Once law enforcement was on the scene, they said Hampton became combative and bruised a deputy's finger.

Hampton has been charged with felony neglect of a child, domestic violence and resisting arrest.

Floridian Kelly Johanneson Should Have Chosen Fake Boobs Over Fake Breast Cancer, Cops Say

Kelly Johanneson at Fundraising Event

Kelly Johanneson Arrest Photo

Hernando, Florida (Citrus County)

What could possibly be worse than learning that your family member, or friend, or member of your community is in the final stages of breast cancer?

Well, for family in friends of Kelly Johanneson, it’s probably in finding out the cancer story has been one big ass lie.

Police say that Johanneson, 36, disappeared for a month in late 2013 and when she resurfaced, she told friends and family that she had been at the Moffitt Cancer Center for testing, where she'd been diagnosed with Stage IV breast cancer.

After hearing the saddening news, her loved ones sprang into action, setting up a GoFundMe page and holding fundraisers in Johanneson's honor.

Her hometown rallied behind her as well, with events like one held by the Citrus County Airboat Alliance, where Johanneson collected hundreds of dollars for her alleged medical bills.

In September 2014, after receiving a tip that Johanneson might be faking cancer, police decided to further investigate her story.

They spoke to her friends and family before interviewing Johanneson herself, who provided investigators with contact info for her doctors at the Moffitt Cancer Center.

But when detectives reached out to the hospital, the center said it had no record of Johanneson at all.

"This is the first case in Citrus County of its kind," Detective John Bergen told Bay News 9. "It just seems so implausible that someone would use a horrible illness like cancer for personal gain."

He added: "Johanneson hurt so many people – from people that loved her to people that hardly knew her but wanted to help."

Kelly Johanneson has been charged with organized fraud.

Bianca Byndloss 'Florida Foot-Fetish Model' Caught on Cam in Underage Sex Party

Bianca Byndloss (Twitter)

Bianca Byndloss Booking Photo

Miami, Florida

A self-proclaimed ‘Up and Coming Porn Diva’ has been jailed after police say she and two young men took part in a sex party with three underage girls. The performer was even smart enough to film the adventure and post it online.

Bianca Byndloss, 19, was jailed late Thursday and charged with three counts of lewd and lascivious battery on a minor and promoting sexual performance of a child.

Byndloss was released Friday on a $37,500 bond. The two males involved, 19-year-old Christian Hernandez, and 18-year-old Bryan Yanes were also arrested.

According to authorities, the victims were ages 12, 13 and 14. According to Miami-Dade police, back in May, Byndloss picked up the girls and went to Hernandez’s home on the 14300 block of SW 62nd Street, where they engaged in a group sex party.

Police were contacted, after videos of the sexual tryst ended up online. The investigation was lead by Miami-Dade’s sexual crimes bureau.

Byndloss is no stranger to trouble. In 2013, police arrested her on charges of burglary and petty theft, a case that was quickly dropped. In January, she was charged with misdemeanor battery, a case that was also dropped.

Byndloss is well-known in the Miami area, and on the Internet, for foot-fetish related stuff. Well, that was before moving on to kids. And while Floridians know she sucks toes, thanks to YouTube, now the world knows she sucks at doing Drake too.

Florida Papa John’s Pizza Guy Joshua Werbicki Caught on Tape Givin’ the Dog a Bone

Joshua Werbicki (Facebook)

Joshua Werbicki Arrest Photo

West Melbourne, Florida

Well, thank God I don’t eat at Papa John’s, especially in West Melbourne, after cops say that one of their employees has been screwin’ the pooch!

The perverted pizza making pinhead is 22-year-old Joshua Werbicki, who was jailed Friday after surveillance video captured the man having sex with the family dog.

According to police, the family at a Palm Bay residence became concerned when their dog, a German shepherd mix, began showing signs of physical injury and exhibited fearful behavior when approached by family members.

To get to the bottom of things, the family installed a surveillance system inside the home, but found more than they bargained for after watching Werbicki making Rover bend over.

Investigators now have videotaped evidence of Werbicki sexually abusing the animal. Werbicki was taken into custody down at the local Papa John's restaurant where he was employed.

He was booked into jail and charged with a felony count of animal cruelty and sexual acts involving animals.